if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
HOW COOL WOULD A 1920’S SWING VERSION OF KATY PERRY’S “ROAR” BE OH MY GOD
Maslow’s Updated Hierarchy of Needs
My history teacher lives down the street from me, and he’s like a 31 year old trapped in a 5 year old’s body, but he’s a buddy of mine …
… and he just rang my doorbell, and ran away to his house as fast a he could.
My 31 year old history teacher just rang my doorbell and ran away to his house, on a saturday.
im like afraid to even talk to girls without their consent